The next day it’s Lucas and Diana’s birthday! They’re finally going to be adults, with nobody to tell them what to do!

And what’s an Aging Up Party without Diana’s boyfriend’s ass right in the camera?

Diana’s turn! Her boyfriend is like, “Grow up so I won’t be a pedo anymore!”

Lucas is like, “I look GOD AWFUL right now but I’ll celebrate like my skinny jeans are on fire!”

Sophia is like, “Yeah I buzzed my head. What of it?” (seriously guys where did her hair go?)

And Patricia is like, “Soon.”

I wonder if the Sims realize how abnormal their aging up process truly is…

Next is Lily! The repairman is still looking at Elizabeth…what a fox! But then he catches himself and blows a party whistle.

((Whoops, the walls are up and you can see someone using the can. ew))

The very next night is another party! The repair man is really interested in Elizabeth for some reason…maybe he likes what he sees? What a perv…

Elizabeth thew a slumber party, but some of her guests were teens by the time they arrived. They didn’t want to spend time with her, but her older SISTER…now SHE was interesting…

Blaine: These kids are screwing up my house. You’d THINK Lucas could clean shit up once in a while, but NO! The dishes are sitting right in front of him, and he’s reading away. I don’t know what I’ll do with that brat!

Diana: Well, I just hope my bf doesn’t find out about this party…

Elizabeth goes outside where it’s quiet, and she tells a ghost story to someone who appreciates her!

…and apparently the garage is THE PLACE to have a slumber party.

Diana, I know Tera is THERE but…sweetie, shouldn’t you do your homework?

((Blaine is REALLY worried about his oldest daughter))

Lily and Elizabeth have a recital, and Patricia attends directly after work. 

Afterwards, here are their thoughts:

Lily: Why did I have to dance on a giant bed? All it did was remind me about how tired I am…

Lucas: Coming to this in my underwear while singed was a perfect plan! Nobody recognized me, and Lily danced like a little angel. Nobody will suspect a thing….

Wait, what?

Elizabeth: Shiny things!

Patricia: I wonder where I parked the car?

Diana: I wouldn’t have come to this damn thing if I’d known there weren’t any doughnuts! I’m starving my ass off here!

(Blaine was VERY late. As in he came as they were leaving the recital late. He’s off screen reading on a bench right outside the school. Apparently apologies aren’t his thing.)

Lucas and Diana pillow fight together before bed. They love the rest of the family, but nobody understands them the way they understand each other. They were the only Barbee kids who had imaginary friends, and they are the only ones who know that their friends are more than just imaginary. 

Everyone else thinks they may be slightly crazy.

It’s prom night! Diana has a habit of getting places late, and running her ass off to get there. Reminds me of someone…

And even when Lucas is late, he takes his time to get there. He’s like, “I don’t give a shit!” Reminds me of someone…

Diana didn’t have a date, but she still took a groovy prom picture! And she also won prom queen.

Lucas didn’t have a date either. He’s probably the biggest nerd in school, which would explain why. But that doesn’t explain why he won Prom King and had to dance with his sister… (Also, he got in a crap load of fights! I don’t know what’s up with that, because he is not rebellious or anything of the sort)

Sophia finally forced herself away from her big fine house to come and visit her family for once. Diana finally got to meet her aunt (she rushed over from the water slide). They talked for a little while, but unfortunately Sophia had to go before she got to meet her nephew and two other nieces. But she promised to come back very soon. Diana is thrilled; she thinks her aunt is super cool!

Lizzie is kind of cute, eating with her little hands, though…, Diana thinks grudgingly.

Lucas is annoyed as the flower on Lily’s hat knocks his glasses out of place.